I used live in the NYC, and we went up to Montreal to see an Expos game in '04 and party for the weekend. We all had just sat down for a drink special at a joint by the famous Super Sexe. BTW, Sexe has the hottest strippers in North America, literally they're all up and coming/former/current model sluts. Most on the former end though, you know, these coked ass bitches who were too fucking stupid to be a model. If that's even possible, you stand there, move your tight ass, and get your picture taken. JESUS CHRIST.
Anyways, at this other place we sat down right near the pole, but literally at the very end of this chicks set on a Manson song.
This was a cheap ass place, fucking stunk of whisky and semen. Dancing was one of those pig strippers with buck teeth, cottage cheese legs, and a gut fatter than her saggy
. We had stopped at the bar before sitting down and I didn't even have my ass on the seat and this fucking rhinocerous of a stripper gets off her set and slaps me across the face. Right across the face, she slaps me. She goes "If you're gonna sit by the pole than tip me". No fucking shit. I couldn't believe it, all I got out was "Fucking cunt, we just sat down." She stutters through her ugly face "Yeah, well, want a private dance?" Desperate bitch. I start laughing at this plea, when 3 bouncers show up and tell us to get out. Couldn't believe it. Waste of cover + unfinished drinks when this:
Just slapped me for no reason. Inbred fagggot of a woman. You can tell I'm still mad.
If I could remember the name of the joint, I'd tell you as a warning but we went to another place and I got my penis fondled till alzheimer's.